=> Wake Up

You just Woke Up. Okay, that is a lie, you Woke Up half an hour ago. It is going on Six In The Morning and you cannot sleep. You cannot sleep because on Thanksgiving you were stung in the toe by a Motherfucking Bee. That was the first time in your life you have ever been stung by a Motherfucking Bee and it hurt like a Bitch. The stinger was still in your foot, because unlike Normal Dumbasses who got stung by Motherfucking Bees for being douchebags, you got stung by a Motherfucking Bee by not watching where you were going on the way to check the Mail, because unlike some morons, you did not remember that no one in their right mind Delivers Mail on Thanksgiving. It is their day off from work, dumbass.


The pain was The Worst thing you have ever felt. You are not used to Physical Pain because you have never even Broken Anything or some shit like that. You are really sensitive to Mosquito Bites because the ones where you live are fucking Hell Spawn and you have broken into tears after getting Swarmed no less than Twice, and called Queen Of Drama over it by your Mother both times. You Woke Up because the Motherfucking Bee Sting started to hurt and throb like you had just been attacked by a Mosquito Swarm. You went to get some Ice and have it on your foot now, and it is Helping, but fuck you are already awake. You decided to read some Slash Fiction to help you calm down, because fuck it, if you are being all Open And Shit in this blog, you may as well admit you fucking love Slash Fiction. Seriously. That shit rocks. 


You feel much better now, and can actually lay down without crying Silent Tears of pain, so you decide to Publish this blog post, finish reading that one Slash Fic and go back to Sleep.