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You find Dark Circles Under The Eyes really attractive. Like, really attractive. You do not really know what it is, but there is just something about that drained, tired, and ready to Stab Someone look that is just so Dreamy. 


You would never admit it to your friends, or anyone really, but the only time you wear Makeup is when you are using Black Makeup Sticks to darken the area under your Eyes. When paired with your Semi-Permanent Scowl it has the effect of making you look very Cranky and more Tired than you already are, but you do not care because that is the Exact Effect you are trying to produce. When you were younger, you were Ashamed of your sleepless-looking eyes, and would Hide them with Foundation, but now you really cannot imagine yourself Without Them. You used to suffer from Insomnia and while you are now able to sleep for a Reasonable Amount Of Time you still have permanent Dark Spots under your eyes. You are More Okay With This than you should be, and do not think they are Dark Enough. But you are a Rational Person and you realize that makeup is a better solution than Resorting To Sleeplessness. 


Your Ideal Person would be an Angry, and Gangly sort of person. You are not sure if Gangly is a word, but Dictionary.com informs you that it is, and Spell Check can keep their goddamn red-lines to themselves. You prefer someone with Dark Circles Under The Eyes because as you stated before, you find that Really Attractive. Of course he (or she- you are not closed minded) would be the kind of person to Hold Your Hand late at night and do Nothing More. He would be Grumpy and probably a bit Misanthropic. It would be nice if he enjoyed dumb-ass Romantic Comedies and was not Afraid To Cry at the end of a Particularly Sappy one. 


You hope that one day you can find your Ideal Person, and that he (or she) is someone you can be Comfortable around, and talk about your Feelings with, but you are sure that no such person Exists. You know that there really is not much point in hoping for such a Grumpy, Angry Boy with Dark Eyes, but you hope for such a person anyway because sometimes it is the Better Thing To Do.